Miley Cyrus will launch her new Gypsy Heart Tour on April 27 except not in America because apparently we don’t love her enough. I’m not even joking. FOX 411 reports:
“I just think right now America has gotten to a place where I don’t know if they want me to tour or not. Right now I just want to go to the places where I am getting the most love and Australia and South America have done that for me,” she said. “Kind of going to the places where I get the most love. Don’t want to go anywhere where I don’t feel completely comfortable with it.”
Miley then goes on to say she’s comfortable doing an international tour because things are finally better with her family, but are they really? Considering she comes from a strong southern background, I can’t think of a bigger kick in the mullet for Billy Ray Cyrus than having his daughter shit all over the U.S. of A. only to tour in countries with conveniently lax drinking laws.
BILLY RAY: Wine with supper?! We drank Mountain Dew in this family and that’s final.
MILEY: I’m not a little kid anymore!
BILLY RAY: I don’t care what them fancy laws say, you’s mah property.
MILEY: I hate you! — And I’m going to college!
BILLY RAY: Whoa, whoa. Alright, let’s simma down for a minute. I think we’re both saying things we’s gonna regret. I mean, Jesus, sugah, book larnin’? You tryin’ to give your ol’ pappy a heart attack?
MILEY: I was gonna say Lilith Fair.
BILLY RAY: And I was gonna whip you with this belt. — I’m jokin’! I’m jokin’! Just this wooden board.